Some amazing gaffes from America's Commander in Chimp...

On Wind Turbines

"They say the noise causes cancer."

On himself

"I think I am actually humble. I think I'm much more humble than you would understand."

"I'm intelligent. Some people would say I'm very, very, very intelligent."

On Wind Power

"I know windmills very much. I've studied it better than anybody."

On air travel

"I don't sleep on planes... I like looking out the window, watching for missiles and enemies."

On Springfield

"They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats."

On Christmas

"We're going to bring back Christmas."

On wealth

"The beauty of me is that I'm very rich."

On being wrong

"I will absolutely apologize... if I'm ever wrong."

On Presidential Greatness

"I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created."

On Britain

"They live… in forest cities… prone to exploding trees"

On Ebola

"As for Ebola… you caught Ebola, you disintegrated…"

On modesty

“I know words. I have the best words.”

On art

“I’ve always felt that a lot of modern art is a con, and that the most successful painters are often better salesmen and promoters than they are artists.”

On the media

“You know, it really doesn`t matter what (the media) write as long as you`ve got a young and beautiful piece of ***.”

To a female member of the press

"Shut up, piggie."

On a rendezvous with a prostitute

“I’m not into golden showers”

On votes

"I don't care about you. I just want your vote."

On America

"This country is just, it's so pathetic."

On intelligence

"Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest."

On immigration

"Why are we having all these people from ****hole countries come here?"

On humility

"I think I'm actually humble. I think I'm much more humble than you would understand."

On intelligence again

"Believe me, I'm like a smart person."

On himself

"My fingers are long and beautiful."

On power

"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters."

On education

"I love the poorly educated."

On technology

"Nobody knows more about technology than me."

On debt

"I'm the king of debt. I love debt."

On dieting

"I've never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke."

On winning

"We are going to win so much, you're going to be so sick and tired of winning."

On science

"The moon is part of Mars."

On Geography

"Puerto Rico is an island. Surrounded by water. Big water."

On the environment

"I never understood wind."

On the military

"Our Army manned the air ... it took over the airports."

On renewables

"I know more about renewables than any human being on Earth."